In Which I Sonnetize A Recipe For Homemade Granola for @PaganVixen

Four cups old-fashioned oats; with them combine

A half of toasted wheat germ and of nuts

(Sliced almonds); and some cinnamon, so fine,

Two teaspoons; and one eighth of salt (takes guts

So far, no?). Then boil in a saucepan these:

One-half cup each of honey and orange juice,

Two teaspoons of canola oil. Then please

Stir in one teaspoon of vanilla. Sluice

This liquid o'er the dry stuff and mix well.

Spoon into a lasagna pan and bake

At 350 for twenty minutes. Hell!

Once it is cool add dried cherries and take

Care it's a cup, dried cranberries, add too.

And there you've got granola! Toodle-oo!