The Destiny is out of many things
Like socks and food that doesn't suck. Reserved,
Though, from these shortages -- and yes, this springs
Right to the fore -- are makeup and hair gel.
Absurd, of course; it's TV; there's a long
Tradition there of castaways who still
Look great week after week. Yet I've a strong
And pleasant sense that Stargate Universe
Is going to prove a show that's worth my time,
A good thing since it's gone from bad to worse,
The TV sci-fi scene this year, I find.
I have abandoned Caprica and deem
Flash Forward to have jumped the shark, unclean.