In Which I Am Scientifically Immodest (Or Is That Immodestly Scientific?)

'Tis sympathetic magic, is it not?

This notion that a girl's unfettered boobs

Can anger deities, get them so hot

They unleash seismic fury on the rubes.

Today's Boobquake experiment is far

From scientific, but it's funny, so

Though I'm home sick I'm doing my small part.

I'm told the theory's disproven, though:

Taiwan took 6.9 boobquakes today.

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi

Shall surely soon be having a field day

With this news. So the egg is spread on me

Or in my cleavage; better than my face

Though some might argue either's a fine place.