This notion that a girl's unfettered boobs
Can anger deities, get them so hot
They unleash seismic fury on the rubes.
Today's Boobquake experiment is far
From scientific, but it's funny, so
Though I'm home sick I'm doing my small part.
I'm told the theory's disproven, though:
Taiwan took 6.9 boobquakes today.
Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi
Shall surely soon be having a field day
With this news. So the egg is spread on me
Or in my cleavage; better than my face
Though some might argue either's a fine place.