Have you done to our Daleks, crazy boys?
They never were that scary, really, but
Now they resemble crushable desk toys!
All plastic, brightly colored, and on top
A black accordion that should collapse
Quite satisfyingly should I just stop
And smash it with my fist when I relapse
Into a moment's rage. I could have used
One of them just today when I took in
The newest Who, which pleasingly first fused
These killer robots with (this made me grin)
A '40s tank in olive drab. Hell yes!
But that's not our aesthetic now, I guess.