Wednesday, May 27, 2009

In Which A Wiretap Reveals That Roland Burris Was A Vogon All Along!

Today, through wire taps we have unmasked
A fake Dentrassi, who was caught on tape
Maneuvering to save his own sweet -- asked
Repeatedly before, he did escape
The question of his giving quid pro quo
With clever talk -- but now we all may hear
Him whining to the brother of Blago:
His business threatens failure, he has fear
Of going under. Vogon to Vogon,
Does Roland Burris promise to provide
Support for Blago's campaign to stay on
As Prostnic. Before they both denied
That this was how Roland got to D.C.
But this sure sounds like pay to play to me.

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