In Which MsInformation Rocks Another Year

Pull out the stopper; let the glasses clink

(Some gin and dry vermouth, and olives, too)

Champagne and dry martinis are, I think

The best way we can fete we-all-know-who.

MsInfoMugavero, darling, cheers,

On this, your birthday, gorgeous bottle of

Pure vixensauce. So much sass o'er the years

Can be met on this day with naught but love.

Dear Donna, wish I could be there tonight

But I am sure I'll feel the party vibes

From here. The world is a much cooler place

For your strutting across't it. All the tribes:

Podcasters, skeptics, music nerds and we

Who are a bit of each share in your glee.