In Which Metamorphic Snack Food Is Discovered

Approximately 3:15 p.m.

(That's Central Time) o'er there in Bowling Green

(Kentucky) - is the milieu from which stems

A mystery that's got us in a keen

Debate over a most disturbing claim.

A paranormal candy bar? Some scoff

And say that CGI is what's to blame.

('Twas my first thought, I must admit), but off

The record, yes, there's something much awry

With that conclusion. This is snack food schist!

Its foliation stuns the keenest eye.

How geologic wonders in our midst

Can manifest in snacks, we've not been told.

Perhaps time travel? Or it's just real old?