Approximately 3:15 p.m.
(That's Central Time) o'er there in Bowling Green
(Kentucky) - is the milieu from which stems
A mystery that's got us in a keen
Debate over a most disturbing claim.
A paranormal candy bar? Some scoff
And say that CGI is what's to blame.
('Twas my first thought, I must admit), but off
The record, yes, there's something much awry
With that conclusion. This is snack food schist!
Its foliation stuns the keenest eye.
How geologic wonders in our midst
Can manifest in snacks, we've not been told.
Perhaps time travel? Or it's just real old?