In Which I Finally Visit Pandora And Don't Even Get A Lousy Tee Shirt

Predictability's beside the point

When such as Avatar graces the screen.

The outsider whom they'll come to annoint

Their leader, yawn. But story's not the scene

In films like this. The world is pretty, yes --

Not pretty 'nough to induce suicide

Because I can't live there, though I can guess

How some might feel that way. One's pulled inside

A lovely world, low-gravity and lush,

And luminescent when the day grows dark.

With sexy kittehs gyrating -- I blush.

Three hours of cut scenes, though, is not a lark.

At some point I did want to take control

And play the game that hides within its soul.