Thursday, September 3, 2009

In Which A Vibrator Penetrates... A Yeast Cell

To introduce material into
Most things is just a simple matter of
A poke or tease to open them but who
Knew yeast cells were so hard to give some love?
But leave it to a Frenchman, visiting
To find a way to loosen up those cells!
A microfabricator's just the thing,
He found, for penetrating those tough shells.
Did you get so important that smart men
Worked so to build a toy that will allow
Them access to your secrets? Then again,
They just want you to take up what they shoot
Inside you, so the point is rather moot.

2 comments:

  1. You should've titled this one "Yeast Infection" :-D

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