Befitting this demented tale of food
From Layman and Guillory. None have praised
Them highly enough for this weirdly crude
New comic that depicts a future more
Bizarre than any I've yet seen, in which
A psychic reads by eating, and his chore
Is tracking chicken traffickers. A niche
Within the FDA is his, and they're atop
The law enforcement hierarchy due
To chicken's prohibition. Make it stop?
Oh no, for we've a hero, Tony Chu,
A cibopath who can solve any crime
With just a bite of victim, given time!