The collie and your humble sonneteer.
In minutes, though, I'll be trying to do
All that I can, with all of my good cheer
To make some room for this, my family -
Mom, Dad, and Sister Kris and, don't forget
That Missy Shitz-poo dog. It's going to be
Our first time all together here. I'll bet
There's something I've neglected that will make
Things difficult for someone. Well at least
The books are shelved, and I've managed to take
Back this old kitchen table from the beast
That is my laptop and accessories.
We might even dine off it if we please!