In Which The Punk Martha Stewart Completes Another Fabulous Trip Around The Sun

Some people can make anything look good
Because they really just have that much style.
Upon a list of same one surely would
Include our Erin Easter. No worthwhile
Endeavor can't be bettered by her touch,
Be it some ramen noodles or that place
We once called Unabomber (it's too much
To detail here the magic she wrought). Face
The facts, Kate, this is one fantastic friend
Whom you can never thank enough for all
She's done to make your time pleasant to spend
While on this earth, except maybe to call
On everyone who reads this now to tell
Her happy birthday and to wish her well!