In Which Is Discovered A Brand New Species

It took podcasting weekly to allow

Me to discover this, a wholly new

And quite unwelcome species. Just for now

Dellrange dumbasicus will have to do

Until Linneans rule on this, my name

For this most noxious creature I so loathe.

Cockroaches, slugs, ants, mice, all have ill-fame

Most undeserved; they've vital roles. I'll clothe

In shame this creature in their stead, one which

Hath no redeeming virtues. All is noise

And fumes where'er it travels. Yes I bitch

In vain against the thund'ring, speeding cars

That ruin my recording tries for hours.