Me to discover this, a wholly new
And quite unwelcome species. Just for now
Dellrange dumbasicus will have to do
Until Linneans rule on this, my name
For this most noxious creature I so loathe.
Cockroaches, slugs, ants, mice, all have ill-fame
Most undeserved; they've vital roles. I'll clothe
In shame this creature in their stead, one which
Hath no redeeming virtues. All is noise
And fumes where'er it travels. Yes I bitch
In vain against the thund'ring, speeding cars
That ruin my recording tries for hours.