What I Have Learned So Far As A Baby Podcaster

The sound of smacking lips is most loathesome:

Recording while one's mouth is dry's not smart.

The KATE STATION is comfy to talk from

But Dell Range traffic noise is like a fart

In church: just what we never want to hear.

Audacity, that wondrous software, saves

My list'ners from those sounds, keeps the stream clear

(Though eats up time removing them; we're slaves,

Perfectionism cracks the whip). But naught

Can change my diction. I talk slowly and

Am told I sound like I've been nearly caught

Midway to some far sleepy, dreamy land.

And oh yes, how the Show Notes are my pals,

Some things just must be seen, their rationales.