BONUS SONNET: In Which A Lost Grape Becomes A Veritable Zelig at TAM7

As a small grape left lonely on on the floor

Of a Las Vegas venue is how Dave

Began his life. John Walker can't ignore

Such sadness when he sees it, so he gave

A second lease on life to this small fruit.

For 'twas the seventh TAM, a time for great

And small to come together and to toot

The horn of skepticism. Since I, Kate,

Could not be there I rejoice in this tale

Of how a raisin met such superstars

As Randi, Penn & Teller, and Phil Plait. Hail

Dave, the wee TAM Seven raisin! Ours

To cherish in the photo logs John made

Forever. What a worthy grape crusade!