BONUS SONNET: Locusts: Not Just For Baptists Anymore

We're told of old that John the Baptist fed

Himself on locusts and wild honey; I

Prefer orthopterans in chocolate, dead

Or perhaps still alive, though they can fly

Right out one's mouth unless well-coated.

But I'm digressing; here's why I've now got

Acrididae on my brain. It's noted

Up north in Canada that they are not

Unlike us, in they're subject to the same

Disturbances that cause migraines in a

Small suff'ring population, which I claim

With no pride to be part of. This is the

Best reason to revere them ever, sure:

By stud'ying them we might approach a cure!