Called Heroes Only; it deserves the name.
No matter how great they are, all they can
Do for me now is pat my head, for shame.
O Diamond Distribution, what's your deal?
We Kill Monsters came out two weeks ago
And my boys were right there when I did squeal
And add it to my sub list. Why then no
Sign of it yet? I'm dying over here
To see Churilla's monsters, read the tale
By Harkcom and Leone. Now I fear
Another disappointment, one more fail
As I look forward to my weekly trip
To my own local comics mothership.