A purely ornamental one, that is.
My father's on a visit and resorts
To home improvement projects here for his
Amusement since I still do not subscribe
To satellite or to cable TV.
To these two facts one eas'ly may ascribe
Our pastime for the day, which chanced to be
To paint the fake well house that's on my lawn!
I've often wondered as I look at it
What was the thought process that chanced to spawn
The thing. "What this yard needs to be legit
Is a fake well house right there, in the grass,
So mowing round it's a pain in the ass."