In Which I Teeter Drunkenly From Lilac Intoxication

The DEA might confiscate my yard:

It's one great mass of heady blossoms there.

My tendency to sniff just might retard

My reason and mien. I am aware

That it is best that I not operate

Machinery, or speak in public while

I'm in this deeply interesting state --

As demonstrated over on this file.

I'm not a grammar Nazi, but I am

Quite mindful of those usage niceties,

Agreement, case -- oh yes, I give a damn.

And pay attention to apostrophies.

But lilacs and some other blossoms, too

May make me start to use "whom" 'stead of "who!"