In Which I Sass Just How Hoopy Those Froods Out There Really Are

I love the internet's weird holidays:
On May the Fourth (be with you), we just had
Star Wars Day; now our bittersweet, fun craze
Is Towel Day. It makes me rather sad
That Douglas Adams isn't 'round to see
How much we miss him, and gladly display
Our towels just to honor him. Would he
Be pleased to see the Kindle? I think so.
It's extra fun to read his stuff on mine
("Don't Panic" says my cover. Yes I know
It's obvious and silly, but I'm fine
With being both). O Douglas! Let us raise
A Pan-Galactic 'Blaster in his praise!