BONUS BONUS SONNET: The Bitch-Goddess Slaps Me Still

Her sister Dawn gives me the finger soon

And still I sit awake at my laptop.

I had some laughs, and heard a brand-new tune

(To me at least), but this has got to stop!

I didn't want to take a frakkin pill,

Not on my Saturday, that seemed so lame.

This maybe was a poor time for my will

To be so strong, but what else can I blame?

Insomnia has slapped me all night long;

I have the red face and the bleary eyes

To prove that point. Of course, I may be wrong.

That bitch-goddess did not fire up the 'net.

I did that on my own. That's what I get.