The third module of our dear ISS
Serenity (a Browncoat hath no shame)
I really do not share in the distress
Of those who watched an upstart named Colbert
Steal Joss' thunder and round up more votes.
I laugh instead, for during this affair
Ron Paul's folks also earned themselves some gloats
And stole Ken Rudin's presidential poll.
These "scandals" move me equally. They're meant
For fun, as are, say, psychic friends. How droll!
So go ahead and fuss, Browncoats, and vent.
Then think about how cool it all would be:
Serenity: The Lunar Colony!