As I was listing off those who've inspired
Some sonnet silliness when I, forlorn,
Did find myself too clueless or too tired
To think of what to write -- they've all been guys!
Not one tweepzilla girl has helped me out!
So I put out a call to them. Surprise!
Not one has come through yet, but with a shout
Mike Oliveri in falsetto tones
Came gallant to my rescue, and his friend
Was man enough to dress the part. He owns
A sonnet once again. I won't pretend
I wasn't just a little shocked to see
John Roling's Hooters drag, though. Mercy Me!