In Which I Reflect On The Best Gig Ever

Untold volumes of Guinness went down well,

Untold gyrations on my part took place

At my best bud's live gig. I cannot tell

How long 'twill be before my smiling face

Will unfreeze from its happy rictus, or

When my poor throat will heal from screaming, "Hey!

I want to hear Hangover Head." What's more

I danced hard, did shots, wrote a song. I'd say

Last night was a resounding success. Zound,

You Bhtches! Try to top that, if you can!

You all were spot on in your parts and sound --

Oh, sound! There's nothing like a ten-year span

For mastering your instruments and rigs.

Here's hoping 'twas the first of many gigs.