No alcohol and almost no caffeine,
Lean protein and as little processed crap
As I can keep from eating; that's my scene
This summer. But I fell into a trap:
For also I get lots of exercise
From bike commuting, mowing my own lawn
With my reel mower, and, to my surprise,
I'm up to a round hundred push-ups; dawn
Will also see me doing crunches -- those
I'm almost to two-hundred of. I'm proud
To share this, but there is a price. This blows.
I drink a lot of water, as I'd vowed,
But too much protein and a lack of salt
Means that my dizzy spells were all my fault.
Friday, July 2, 2010
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- Heroes Only - My friendly local comics/games store
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- The Invasion & The Zombie Chronicles - Innovative zombie fiction by James Melzer
Yikes! Be careful, Kate, and good luck with Operation Healthy. (BTW, I find when I try to cut down on caffeine, replacing coffee with chai tea gives me just as much flavor with fewer unhealthy side-effects.)
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