In Which I Gloat Over A Partial Success And Reflect On The Character Flaw It Revealed

Were I as patient with my fellow man

As I am with a motherboard, some screws,

A graphics card, a processor, a fan

(Or three), it's very possible I'd choose

To be a social worker. As it is,

Deep breathing only and a will to try

Again when tiny screws were dropped -- such biz

As this and only this sufficed. Oh my,

I won't say it was easy; I've not built

A PC since the early nineties. Plus,

'Tis far from over yet. All still could tilt

When I first turn it on and have to fuss

With BIOS settings, for, you see, I will

Be making this a Hackintosh. The thrill!