I left uncorking off until the hold
For our Discovery's liftoff. O Kate,
When will you learn that to propitiate
That dumb jock, Thor, you have to start off right
When Space Flight Now begins cov'ring it live?
'Twas clear he liked the asti, nice and light
And bubbly-sweet, like mead. Now I contrive
To be better prepared for our next try:
I'll stick to asti since I've got a lot.
You folk, try others. We'll yet see her fly
(This time sans bat). Let's give it all we've got.
Winos for NASA, now's our time to shine!
Tomorrow night, our efforts must combine!