The Loch Ness Monster - no, really he did.
'Twas Google Earth that showed it, to our awe,
Per Jason Cooke, who must have flipped his lid
When he saw via satellite a shape
That matches the supposed plesiosaur.
I just looked there myself and can't escape
The notion that there's something weird, but more
Detail would sure be nice. It's just a boat,
Most likely but it would be kind of neat
If something more came of this strange footnote
In cryptozooligical lore. Sweet
Though it would be at last to know for sure
I think I'd rather keep the romance pure.