In Which Google Earth Becomes A Tool For Cryptozoologists

Comes news today that someone at last saw

The Loch Ness Monster - no, really he did.

'Twas Google Earth that showed it, to our awe,

Per Jason Cooke, who must have flipped his lid

When he saw via satellite a shape

That matches the supposed plesiosaur.

I just looked there myself and can't escape

The notion that there's something weird, but more

Detail would sure be nice. It's just a boat,

Most likely but it would be kind of neat

If something more came of this strange footnote

In cryptozooligical lore. Sweet

Though it would be at last to know for sure

I think I'd rather keep the romance pure.