In his new book, James Melzer did, and I
Am flabbergasted still. How can this be?
But J.J. is that kind of crazy guy,
Unleashing podcast madness nonpareil,
First fiction, now he's doing interviews.
About to make a big splash all the while:
His zombie book's already in the news.
Permuted Press teamed up with Pocket Books
To bring it out in style next spring. Hurray!
You won't believe it when it gets its hooks
In you. His birthday was just yesterday.
Dear James, though this is a few hours late,
Just, thank you, and I hope that it was great!