Cry havoc! Let the cone of silence lift.
We're starting our own nation, Paul and Pete
And I, and there has been a tiny shift
In foreign policy, and it is sweet.
Our military briefings go like this:
Your main objective's ice cream, but if you
Should happen, on the way, on terrorists
And feel impetuous, by all means shoot.
As long as you don't let it interfere
With ice cream acquistion! T'was inspired
By one cool documentary -- sweet tooths
Just apres film played some part, too; we're wired
Just right to so respond to simple truths
As shown in How To Start Your Own Country.
And yes, our border's open, so feel free.Tweet