Majority Rules When Someone Else has Control of the TV

This is a great, big day for football fans
(Confession time: I am not one of those),
A day on which a world of bets and plans
Have centered. I should not turn up my nose.
But honestly, were I to get to choose
Just what I'd get updates on from afar,
Today I'd call and clamor for the news
Which focuses on quite another star.
Inauguration Day is two days hence,
But already the parties have begun.
Today in Washington at great expense
A concert's on that's like no other one.
I can't be there, or watch, or even lurk,
But I can watch the Steelers play at work.