In Which Are Considered @Laroquod's Many Alter-Egos And The Utility Thereof

As I came out from customs, wondering

How I would recognize my Laroquod

(Chameleonic, he) was I to cling

Dependent on the pics on my iPod

(Where I had made a spotter's guide)? Oh, no.

A list of Paul-plegangers served me well:

There's Alan Moore, Walt Whitman, Karl Marx, lo

(Some say the Unabomber -- I can't spell

His name, so I won't try, and anyhow

They're wrong on that score)! I knew him on sight!

This morning, too, a street dude called him -- now,

Don't laugh too hard, Kate, though it's hard to fight

That urge -- Haille Selassie! Paul, be proud!

Your avatars are awesome. Say it loud.

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