In Which My @Laroquod Is Now One Year Younger Per Our Agreement

A time walker's a hard man to pin down,

But in this world at least, today doth mark

An anniversary. He's been around

A bit, my Laroquod, and did embark

Upon his journey on this day back when

The moon bore not our footprints quite yet. He,

Has mastered certain skills that other men

Have only dreamed of, and he brings to me

Things new and old I've never seen before

(That queue deformer), and I never might

Were not for him. And there is so much more

I'd tell you but it's more fun to incite

Him to show you himself, pull off his cowl

And let him loose. All I can say is: HOWL!