In Which I Sonnetize A Recipe For Homemade Granola for @PaganVixen

Four cups old-fashioned oats; with them combine

A half of toasted wheat germ and of nuts

(Sliced almonds); and some cinnamon, so fine,

Two teaspoons; and one eighth of salt (takes guts

So far, no?). Then boil in a saucepan these:

One-half cup each of honey and orange juice,

Two teaspoons of canola oil. Then please

Stir in one teaspoon of vanilla. Sluice

This liquid o'er the dry stuff and mix well.

Spoon into a lasagna pan and bake

At 350 for twenty minutes. Hell!

Once it is cool add dried cherries and take

Care it's a cup, dried cranberries, add too.

And there you've got granola! Toodle-oo!

BONUS SONNET: In Which I Plan To Order Up A Pizza... For Science!

At Stirling University, was learned

A fact I've long suspected to be true.

That same stuff which so many mouths has burned

Is what makes pizza taste good in review!

The pizza sauce has fibers in it which

Prevents the crust from getting soggy, and

Keeps cheesy goodness in its place, all rich

And lovely on the top. That's why it's grand,

That pizza, cold, the morning after we've

Had it all hot and fresh, delivered or

Homemade in our own ovens. Always leave

Some for the next day. Research is a chore

But it's important that these great results

Are proved and proved again, by smart adults!