In Which I Muse On An Internet Character

Lord Likely, he will solve 'most any crime,

And ravish any lass who comes his way.

With Botter at his side, he'll take the time

He needs to penetrate whate'er may lay

Athwart him. Just don't ask him to work hard

At anything that involves not a dame.

Few can withstand the stress of his regard

Without succumbing to a blush, for shame!

His quite uncanny nose for finding clues

Inerrently leads him to the boudoir --

Which where else would one search, if one could choose?

His perspicacity n'er leads him far

From what's important: finding ere the fools

Start searching, for the prize, milady's jewels.