BONUS SONNET: In Which I Plan To Order Up A Pizza... For Science!

At Stirling University, was learned

A fact I've long suspected to be true.

That same stuff which so many mouths has burned

Is what makes pizza taste good in review!

The pizza sauce has fibers in it which

Prevents the crust from getting soggy, and

Keeps cheesy goodness in its place, all rich

And lovely on the top. That's why it's grand,

That pizza, cold, the morning after we've

Had it all hot and fresh, delivered or

Homemade in our own ovens. Always leave

Some for the next day. Research is a chore

But it's important that these great results

Are proved and proved again, by smart adults!