Says Richard Wiseman each morning at eight
(That's my time in Wyoming; must allow
For time zones. At three GMT he'll wait
For us to make our psychic guesses for
The Twitter-based experiment he's made).
We had a test on Monday, and my score
Was what one might expect; were it a grade
It would be "F." This suits me, yes it does;
I'm skeptical of psychics and their claims.
I worry just a bit, though, that because
I disbelieve, I'm buggering their aims.
I hope indeed that I do not sandbag
The data set. That would be quite a drag.