In Which I Become A (Bad) Remote Viewer...For SCIENCE

Well, "Oh, my SCIENCE" where am I right now?

Says Richard Wiseman each morning at eight

(That's my time in Wyoming; must allow

For time zones. At three GMT he'll wait

For us to make our psychic guesses for

The Twitter-based experiment he's made).

We had a test on Monday, and my score

Was what one might expect; were it a grade

It would be "F." This suits me, yes it does;

I'm skeptical of psychics and their claims.

I worry just a bit, though, that because

I disbelieve, I'm buggering their aims.

I hope indeed that I do not sandbag

The data set. That would be quite a drag.