Star Trek Online, a time sink nonpareil
I'm sure, or will be when I get to play
(Th'initial patch is taking quite a while;
Release day and the fanboys and fangirls
Are signing on in droves to make their start).
Oh, my delight when the first screen unfurls,
You'll surely hear from far away. My heart
Is full. An MMORPG's not
A thing I've ever played; this is the first
I've wanted to. It's Star Trek, though! That's hot!
And even if as games go it's the worst
E'en so shall I play till I hurt my wrist
Unto the point I cannot make a fist.