Ladeez and Gentilmans... The Wurld's Furst LOL Sahnet

Oh hai, no I no haz NE kitteh,
De allergeez, dey ar dooin dem rite.
Mai goggie, she haz 2 much digniteh,
To show up and be seed like dat. She mite
Sumtimes mak funneh noize but dat is all.
She never rides uh invizibul baik,
Or dribbles uh invisibul red ball.
She cud haf wrote this sahnnet if you laik.
So Iz just beein lurker over der.
Teh possibiliteh, tho, always looms
That sumday on teh fail blog, if U cair,
U kan C wut she doez to all mai rooms.
Her NME is mai vakume kleener,
And with each new 1 she just gets meener.