In Which I Choose The Perfect Time To Catch Up On Freakangels

Webcomics do amaze; variety
Of type, content and talent, it's all there.
But of them one will e'er stand out for me:
Freakangels! I've been tearing out my hair
Just knowing I had gotten so behind
That it would take a day to catch up. So,
Today seeming a perfect day, I find,
To do something my birthday boy would go
Quite crazy for, I went back to the start
And read up to the present! One great dose --
Exhilaration! O, bestill my heart,
Especially where the story's gone! I'm close
To screaming right out loud, though I am still
Down at the day gig. I must mute my thrill.

In Which I Am Bowled Over By A Multimedia Webcomic Featuring A Guy With A Bra On His Head

One day post-migraine and I've just blown out

My brain on a web comic (and a flick

But Wolverine's not what I'm all about

This afternoon) that tripped me out so quick

I read the whole thing in one sitting, well,

The whole thing that is posted thus far. I'll

Need rehab to get past NAWLZ and - oh hell! 

Prepare yourself for weirdness nonpareil;

A multimedia bludgeon there awaits.

Thought-casting, mad bionics, trip and trance,

Internal serotonin taps, hot dates

With triple-G bras and with cars that dance

(Or stomp at least). The future here is weird;

Exactly what the likes of Falwell feared.