New Twitter: In Which We Are Not Impressed

Did someone clamour for these features which

New Twitter's thrust upon us all, I ask?

'Tis like a change in Facebook; with each bitch

I read about it, I put off the task

Of dealing with the update longer yet.

I am no neophobe, but do prefer

My stuff to work, and feature creep don't get

Me too excited. Now I see they err

Still greater; tweets are disappearing, too,

Except the ones I've saved as favorites,

From some accounts. It's April 4 for you,

Still earlier for others. As one splits

Until this all blows over, I am glad

At work I'm stuck on IE6! That's bad.